A

Abigwar

How to succeed without talent!

Allmiac

How to card your ass off and never get caught.

Anna

Guide to sex with dogs and faq's.

Arthur Delano

How to mail drugs.

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B

Bob Arson

Butchering the human carcass for human consumption.

Big Bad Barbarian

22 ways to kill a man with your bare hands.

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C

Cartman

Chlorine bomb.

Captain Hack

Molitov cocktail.

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D

David Pierce

How to fuck a horse.

Deadly Amoeba

How to get out of the cops jam.

Delta Burke

Fun things to do to stupid neighbors.

Dizzie

How to scam scanners, printers and other hardware.

Dread Pirate Roberts

Silk Road drug boss.

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E

Erik the Red

How to scam a free pizza from pizza pizza.

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H

Hell's Angel

Lock destruction.

Heretic

Making $$ anarchy fuckin style.

HEus

The art of begging.

Hurio Bower

How to shoot heroin.

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I

Ian

How to pick those simple locks on people's bags at the airports.

iLike

I can make everything you want.

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J

Jack the Rippa

How to kill efficiently and proficiently.
did your moma never tell you not to talk with strangers? ya think you' old enough to disobey her? good we are after you now!

Jolly Rodger

How to make a bomb.

John Shaver

How to smuggle dope.

Jungle Jimmy

How to rip off food machines.

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L

Louis Helm

Ways to send a car to hell.

LeeTKuRp

How to be the school drug dealer.

Lee Adams

How to use one-time pads for secret communications.

Lucky Eddie

Ruining people, espionage, website hacking.

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M

MC5

5 ways to kill a car.

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N

Necrophiliac

How to fuck the dead.

Nipolite

How to steal from stores.

NoName Shit

How to make big money on drug dealing.

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O

Oliver Clothzezoffe

How to scam coke machines.

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R

RatSnatcher

How to get fucked-up on things laying around the house.

Rhesus Monkey

Last minute drug test provisions.

Ripco

How to steal a bike.

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S

Sam

Choosing the best girl for cannibalism.

Sick0

How to get detailed information on anybody.

Sinister X

How to rape a woman.

Struct Def

100 ways to disappear and live free.

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T

The Raven

Techiniques of burglar alarm bypassing.

The Blade

Getting others to commit suicide.

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U

Uncle Fester

Secrets of Methamphetamine manufacture.

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W

WildMan

WildMan's complete guide to assasinations.

Wraith

How to get credit card numbers the easy way.

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Z

Zorro

How to run away from home.

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